Invade Canada and Mexico. They are not free nations, and America has a right and duty to liberate the people of them. This would also fix the housing crisis. But that's not the greater point: it's that they subjugate their people, and restrict their liberties. America thus must liberate them. Start with Canada because it's strategically the superior option; if we get it we get all of North America and we'll be secure on that front. Then we can do Mexico; it's more dangerous because we'll be exposed to all of Central and South America along that line, so we should do it more cautiously. We have a right to do this.

Don't buy into the modern nonsense arguments where people say that Canadians might argue we're the less free nation, or that freedom is subjective, that they view themselves as free, or they have a right to restrict their own liberties. No, they don't. Some things are subjective, but some aren't. We can't invade Canada because they like maple syrup but we don't, that's not a good reason. But justice is universal and transcendent. You do not get the right to have the opinion that murder is acceptable. You can't go, "Well, I personally disagree with murder. I think it's wrong. But if someone else thinks murder is okay, if they have that opinion, who am I to intervene? I guess they can commit murder if they really believe in it." No, wrong. You can't commit murder. If you try, I will shoot you. Same thing here. Canada can't subjugate their people. I'm not saying they're committing murder, that was an example to prove the point.

The point is justice is transcendent and not based on opinion. Canada does restrict their citizens' freedom. They are a subjugated nation upon themselves in non-trivial ways, in ways America does not, where we are free. Free speech, privacy, the right to keep and bear arms, these are objective and non-negotiable examples that Canadians admit if they are truthful, because it's obvious. You can't restrict liberty; liberty is universal and fundamental, it's not a matter of opinion. So we need to invade Canada, and for a similar reason Mexico. We need to do this to the entire world when we can, but we can start here because they are closest and because they don't possess nuclear weapons, which would be the ace-in-the-hole to prevent this move.

America has liberty, we have justice, and we need to extend it to the people of other nations. That is our right and duty, and we should start here. Those nations do not get an opinion to limit liberty, it's not an opinion. You get an opinion to maple syrup, not censorship and disruption. America needs to invade first Canada, the closest and strategically soundest since we'd be totally secure on the Northern front and connect with Alaska, then Mexico to begin marching down Central and South America. Americans need to do this for the justice and liberty of the world, of the people, of all its inhabitants. We have a claim on justice, it's time we extend it willfully.